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''You have the right to remain silent. So shut the f*c@ up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest f#%@ing lawyer on Earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya.''
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==History==
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[[Image:amyschlimmer.JPG|thumb|210px|Amy Schummer... who would never, in a million years call [[Elisa Maza]] to the stand.]]
Amy Schlimmer made her first and only appearance in the asinine ''[[And Justice For All]]''. When [[Goliath]] was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry story, he turned down [[Xanatos]]'s offer to provide a lawyer who actually knew what he was doing, so he could work with the idiot public defender.
 
  
==Stupidity==
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'''Amy Schummer''' was a public defense attorney who appeared in the episode [[And Justice For All|"And Justce For All"]]When [[Goliath]] was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry store, he turned down [[David Xanatos|Xanatos]]'s offer to for a lawyer so he could work with the public defender.
Not only was Amy Schlimmer the stupidest attorney ever seen in fiction, she didn't even win the case.  Goliath won by breaking the rules of the court, after apprehending the master criminal, Torgo, on his own.  Which contradicted the entire premise of the episode.
 
  
Amy Schlimmer was never seen again, and here's hoping it stays that way.
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Amy Schummer was an ineffectual attorney. She did not win the case, and Goliath was only declared innocent after he broke the rules of the court and apprehended the [[Gang Leader|criminal]] on his own, contradicting the entire premise of the episode.
  
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Amy Schummer was never seen again.
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==Production Background==
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'''Voice Actor:''' [[Gabrielle Carteris]]
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[[Category:The Goliath Chronicles characters|Schummer, Amy]]

Latest revision as of 22:37, 22 February 2025

This page is part of a series of articles on The Goliath Chronicles

Information in this article is apocryphal and should not be considered canon.


Amy Schummer... who would never, in a million years call Elisa Maza to the stand.

Amy Schummer was a public defense attorney who appeared in the episode "And Justce For All". When Goliath was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry store, he turned down Xanatos's offer to for a lawyer so he could work with the public defender.

Amy Schummer was an ineffectual attorney. She did not win the case, and Goliath was only declared innocent after he broke the rules of the court and apprehended the criminal on his own, contradicting the entire premise of the episode.

Amy Schummer was never seen again.

Production Background

Voice Actor: Gabrielle Carteris