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{{Apocrypha article|''[[The Goliath Chronicles]]''}}
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[[Image:amyschlimmer.JPG|thumb|210px|Amy Schlimmer... who would never, in a million years call Elisa Maza to the stand.]]
  
''You have the right to remain silent. So shut the f*c@ up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest f#%@ing lawyer on Earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya.''
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'''Amy Schlimmer''' was a public defense attorney who appeared in the apocryphal episode "[[And Justice For All]]". When [[Goliath]] was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry store, he turned down [[David Xanatos|Xanatos]]'s offer to for a lawyer so he could work with the public defender.
  
==History==
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Amy Schlimmer was an ineffectual attorney. She did not win the case, and Goliath was only declared innocent after he broke the rules of the court and apprehended the [[Gang Leader|criminal]] on his own, contradicting the entire premise of the episode.
Amy Schlimmer made her first and only appearance in the asinine ''[[And Justice For All]]''.  When [[Goliath]] was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry story, he turned down [[Xanatos]]'s offer to provide a lawyer who actually knew what he was doing, so he could work with the idiot public defender.
 
  
==Stupidity==
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Amy Schlimmer was never seen again.
Not only was Amy Schlimmer the stupidest attorney ever seen in fiction, she didn't even win the case.  Goliath won by breaking the rules of the court, after apprehending the master criminal, Torgo, on his own.  Which contradicted the entire premise of the episode.
 
  
Amy Schlimmer was never seen again, and here's hoping it stays that way.
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==Production Background==
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'''Voice Actor:''' [[Gabrielle Carteris]]
  
[[Category:Apocrypha characters|Sclimmer, Amy]]
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[[Category:The Goliath Chronicles characters|Schlimmer, Amy]]
[[Category:The Goliath Chronicles|Sclimmer, Amy]]
 

Latest revision as of 07:09, 4 November 2023

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The Goliath Chronicles

Information in this article is apocryphal and should not be considered canon.
Amy Schlimmer... who would never, in a million years call Elisa Maza to the stand.

Amy Schlimmer was a public defense attorney who appeared in the apocryphal episode "And Justice For All". When Goliath was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry store, he turned down Xanatos's offer to for a lawyer so he could work with the public defender.

Amy Schlimmer was an ineffectual attorney. She did not win the case, and Goliath was only declared innocent after he broke the rules of the court and apprehended the criminal on his own, contradicting the entire premise of the episode.

Amy Schlimmer was never seen again.

Production Background

Voice Actor: Gabrielle Carteris