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[[Image:amyschlimmer.JPG|thumb|210px|Briefcase lady, briefcase.]]
 
[[Image:amyschlimmer.JPG|thumb|210px|Briefcase lady, briefcase.]]
 
''You have the right to remain silent. So shut the f*c@ up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest f#%@ing lawyer on Earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya.''
 
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
Amy Schlimmer made her first and only appearance in the asinine ''[[And Justice For All]]''.  When [[Goliath]] was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry story, he turned down [[Xanatos]]'s offer to provide a lawyer who actually knew what he was doing, so he could work with the idiot public defender.
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Amy Schlimmer made her first and only appearance in the apocryphal episode ''[[And Justice For All]]''.  When [[Goliath]] was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry story, he turned down [[Xanatos]]'s offer to for a lawyer so he could work with the public defender. As an attorney Amy Schlimmer was ineffective given she didn't win the case, and moreover, Goliath won by breaking the rules of the court, after apprehending the master criminal, Torgo, on his own.  Contradicting the entire premise of the episode.
 
 
==Stupidity==
 
Not only was Amy Schlimmer the stupidest attorney ever seen in fiction, she didn't even win the caseGoliath won by breaking the rules of the court, after apprehending the master criminal, Torgo, on his own.  Which contradicted the entire premise of the episode.
 
  
Amy Schlimmer was never seen again, and here's hoping it stays that way.
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Amy Schlimmer was never seen again.
  
[[Category:Apocrypha characters|Sclimmer, Amy]]
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[[Category:Apocrypha characters|Schlimmer, Amy]]
[[Category:The Goliath Chronicles|Sclimmer, Amy]]
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[[Category:The Goliath Chronicles|Schlimmer, Amy]]

Revision as of 13:04, 13 August 2007

Briefcase lady, briefcase.

History

Amy Schlimmer made her first and only appearance in the apocryphal episode And Justice For All. When Goliath was arrested for attempting to rob a jewelry story, he turned down Xanatos's offer to for a lawyer so he could work with the public defender. As an attorney Amy Schlimmer was ineffective given she didn't win the case, and moreover, Goliath won by breaking the rules of the court, after apprehending the master criminal, Torgo, on his own. Contradicting the entire premise of the episode.

Amy Schlimmer was never seen again.